After Mr. Lodge kicks him out, Archie sneaks back in and hides in Mr. Lodge's precious artifacts just as people from the museum are coming over to inspect them.; Word gets out that Mr. Weatherbee is planning to retire. While Miss Grundy recalls his past as an air force aviator and an athlete, the kids decide to be nice to him until he retires, but they inadvertently make him angry at being treated like a "doddering old man."; While working at Pop Tate's, a bump on the head gives Ethel E.S.P.; Archie shows up just as Mr. Lodge is preparing to be photographed for a men's fashion magazine.; Archie goes to pick up the object of Mr. Lodge's latest merger attempt, the wealthy miser Feely Pincher. Meanwhile, Mr. Lodge has to take Archie's place as an attendant at a Dreggs gas station.; Veronica tells Archie that he can get on her father's good side by talking about his plans for the future.; The kids try to prepare a birthday surprise for Mr. Weatherbee.; Archie tries to get tough with a bully on the beach.; Beetty tries to make flaming shashlik for the gang.; A new girl makes a play for Jughead.; Archie announces that he has no homework today.