Archie comes up with an elaborate Rube Goldberg plan to prevent Veronica from going to a party with Reggie.; Betty uses her resemblance to movie star Flo Freely to sneak into the Flim Flam Film studio.; Every game Archie plays with Veronica winds up causing harm to Smithers.; After Mr. Lodge calls Archie "a bumbling teenage bumpkin" who doesn't enhance Veronica's position in society, Betty trains Archie to be a sophisticated society type.; Archie and Jughead discover a pirates' chest on Mr. Lodge's property.; Archie goes to the airport to pick up a scientist who is trying to prove that his orangoutang is the missing link between primates and man. The orangoutang escapes and winds up proving who the real missing link is.; Betty uses Dilton's computer to get advice on how to get Archie.; Archie tries to campaign for both Betty and Veronica in the "Most Popular Teen Girl In Riverdale" contest.; Li'l Jinx is looking at modern sculpture.; Betty and Veronica watch Archie play tennis.; Dinner is alphabet soup.