Hot Dog tries to help Betty by annoying Veronica and driving her away from Archie.; Betty and Archie are cast as the leads in the school play, with Veronica as Betty's servant.; After Miss Grundy puts Archie in detention yet again, she thinks she's caught him stealing the hubcaps off her car.; Smithers needs to come up with some top-notch entertainment for N.U.M.B. (National Union of Master Butlers) to outdo his hated rival Jeeves. But he refuses to hire The Archies, because this would mean being indebted to the equally hated Archie.; Mrs. Lodge is spending all her time heading up various committees and do-gooder causes. Mr. Lodge takes his family to the seaside to get away from fashionable causes, but Mrs. Lodge's curiosity almost gets them blown up by an old WWII shell on the beach.; Reggie throws Archie a pass that causes him to run across a freshly cemented sidewalk.; Archie suggests to Moose that they could be a great team. Moose agrees on condition that he be the "brains" of the team.; Mr. Weatherbee has written and directed the school play, based on "Moby Dick," and is driving everyone crazy with his demands.; Fred makes fun of Archie's new clothes, until Mary shows Archie what his dad used to wear.