Archie is so despondent over his latest breakup with Veronica that he tries to enlist in the army.; Jughead has a nightmare in which he's a suave lady-killer with women hanging all over him.; Archie and Jughead start a delivery business. Ethel hires Jughead to deliver her to and from the malt shop.; The girls set Archie and Reggie up to teach them a lesson about teasing Moose.; For their Home Economics final exam, each student is required to prepare a particular dish. Veronica manages to psyche Betty into making a mess.; Reggie is declared a hero by the girls for allowing Jughead to fall on him.; Archie and Jughead are cast as extras in a pirate film being shot on Riverdale's beach.; Archie tries out the concept of deficit spending.; After talking with Archie, Veronica has a sudden urge to stay home with her father.; Jinx has a toy bugle and Hap isn't happy.; An auto dealer asks Fred for a recommendation.; Veronica is considering attending a prestigious college until she hears one feature that changes her mind.; Betty asks Archie for something to record in her diary.; Archie doesn't need a watch to tell time.; Archie's jalopy is the hit of the antique show.; Jinx draws on the walls of her bedroom without fear of retribution.; Mr. Lodge and Mr. Cooper compare notes on teaching driving to their daughters.; After being elected class president, Archie's campaign promises catch up with him.