Dilton finds out his father is actually his step-father. Disillusioned, he attempts to run away from home. But at the bus station, he gets some sound advice from Chuck.; Jughead throws the gang for a loop by embracing organic health foods. Ethel throws Jughead for a loop by joining him.; Archie's bout of love-sickness over Veronica has made him more accident-prone than usual.; The girls are taken in by a handsome salesman and the boys won't let them forget it.; Examples of words, their definitions and how those definitions apply to the everyday life of Coach Kleats.; Jinx knows every flavor at the soda shop, but can't remember her errands.; Archie tries to scare Miss Grundy with a rubber monster mask.; Archie invents a drag racer that doesn't run on fossil fuels.; Jinx and Greg's argument doesn't prevent them from respecting others.; Betty and Veronica work in tandem to keep Mr. Lodge from seeing Veronica's latest credit card statement.