Parody of the television series "Good Times"; J.J. comes up with a radical solution to the family continually being burgled.; Observable characteristics common to people born under the astrology sign of Sagittarius.; Satirical guide to making professional-grade motion pictures without professional-grade equipment or experience.; Examination of what can be discerned from different body types and gestures.; Satirical advice on handling carsick children.; Marriage vows specifically altered to cater to specialized participants.; Suggestions for possible spinoffs for the movie "Jaws".; Having concluded the look at the evolution of moose society, the possibilities of moose-kind venturing into space are discussed.; Satirical looks at circus-related events.; Satirical look at what goes on at a public links.; Series of humorous scenes with the title theme.