Cheryl Blossom gets the Archies a gig at Pembrooke's most exclusive and high-paying club, but in exchange, she demands a guest shot with the group. During the gig, Cheryl tries to make up for her lack of singing talent with a skimpy outfit and sexy gyrations, shocking even her brother Jason.; A trip to a doctor's waiting room turns Archie into a hypochondriac.; The boys give up one sport after another when Jughead shows them that there are hand-held video games that are more fun than the real thing. The girls come up with one game that can't be replaced by a computer simulation: kissing.; After reading books on Eastern philosophy, Archie begins speaking in quasi-mystical gibberish: "The sad snail slowly creeps toward eternity."