Harold is busy composing love poetry. Lillums' Aunt Pruny comes to visit and offers to send Lillums off to college.; Lillums' parents argue over which college Lillums should attend. Realizing that Lillums will be leaving soon, all the boys fight to spend time with her.; Lillums' parents go away on a trip, leaving Aunt Pruny to manage Lillums and a house-full of would-be romeos.; Tired of having Lillums' many boyfriends calling for her at the same time, Aunt Pruny sets up a schedule where each is to call at a specific time.; The boys are still on the date schedule. Aunt Pruny meets Pop Jenks.; Lillums is preparing to go away to college. Shadow is promoting a romance between Pop Jenks and Aunt Pruny.; Shadow gets a job escorting Aunt Pruny.; Aunt Pruny gives Pop Jenks some flashy new clothes. Lillums writes to request that her parents send 41 records to her at school.; Aunt Pruny and Shadow try to update Pop Jenks wardrobe.; The boys all run short of money because they're sending Lillums so many letters. Shadow keeps trying to get Aunt Pruny and Pop Jenks together, but Pop isn't buying.; Everyone is excited that Lillums is coming home for the Christmas holidays.; Lillums is back for Christmas break. Harold doesn't get to see her very often and when he does she talks about all the good times at college.; Pop Jenks has dinner at Lillum's parents' house, with Aunt Pruny doing the cooking. Harold decides he's through with women (again).; Lillums makes final arrangements before leaving for college.; Everyone is depressed because Lillums has gone off to college.; Harold is depressed by Lillums' absence. Shadow keeps an eye on him to make sure he doesn't do anything rash.; Harold is excited when Lillums tells him she'll miss him "terrible lots" when she goes back to college. After she leaves, Harold falls back into a blue mood.; Pop Jenks finally takes Aunt Pruny on a date.