When Popeye refuses to let billionaire George Squeejik have his table at a restaurant, Squeejik offers $1,000,000 to any fighter who can whip Popeye. He fights several brutes, including one who trains on carrots.; Pappy insists on sitting on tacks when he visits the Oyl family for dinner.; Wimpy is mad at Pappy because he ordered food and then left Wimpy with the bill.; Popeye takes Pappy to a party, but he makes a shambles of it.; Popeye takes Pappy to another party. Pappy tricks the hostess into sitting on a tack.; Pappy takes a mermaid to a dance, but Pooky Jones has to carry her and do the dancing.; Popeye invents a machine to put a diaper on Swee'pea.; Popeye improves his invention so that it gives babies a bath before putting on their diaper.; Swee'pea is upset when he doesn't win a prize in the baby contest.; Olive invites Wimpy to entertain her two girl friends. He favors the prettier one until he learns that the other one's father owns 50,000 cows.; Wimpy plans a trick to impress Waneeta, but Popeye has some fun with Wimpy instead.; Wimpy is lovesick over the girl whose father owns 50,000 cattle.; Wimpy goes to take Waneeta for a walk, but forgets his trousers.; Wimpy becomes a hit at a party because of the half-smoked cigar he picked up from the gutter.; Wimpy's trousers are at the cleaners and he has to find something to wear to go to Waneeta's for hamburgers.; Geezil tells Rough-House to give Wimpy anything on the menu and Wimpy orders a huge meal.; Wimpy asks Popeye for some meat for a stray dog he picked up, then eats the meat himself.; Popeye pretends that Swee'pea can talk, but all he says is "Glop!"; Wimpy uses Swee'pea to trick Rough-House into fixing him a hamburger.; Pappy pretends not to like Swee'pea, but changes when he thinks no one else is around.; Wimpy pretends to swear off hamburgers in order to trick Popeye into buying him one.; Olive gets in a fight with Pappy when Pappy throws a rock at a songbird.; Tired of Geezil's complaints about his soup, Rough-House serves him dishwater instead.; Popeye is late meeting Olive and is delayed further by a fight.; Wimpy comes up with the idea of an "Australian hamburger" in order to trick Rough-House.; Wimpy goes golfing with just an umbrella for a club.; Wimpy goes with Popeye and Olive on a picnic. He starts to butter up Olive, but a cow wanders by and Wimpy goes to sweet-talk the cow instead.; Wimpy siphons Popeye's bowl of soup through a piece of macaroni.; When Popeye forbids Swee'pea to climb the apple tree to get apples, Swee'pea chops it down instead.; Popeye and Swee'pea get in a food fight.; Pappy decides he needs a young wife, but the woman he picks has seven children.; Popeye shows Wimpy some exercises to reduce his waistline so his new trousers will fit.; Wimpy uses ventriloquism to make it appear that his soup is talking.; Popeye is insulted when Olive says Swee'pea is a roughneck.; Popeye spanks a waitress in Geezil's seafood place when she tells him she doesn't like sailors.; Wimpy tries to impress Geezil's waitress, but the scheme backfires.; Popeye asks Wimpy to mind Swee'pea, but while he's gone Wimpy empties his icebox.; Popeye and Olive go on a picnic at the beach, but Popeye keeps getting distracted.; Swee'pea opens a lemonade stand.; Popeye gets in a fight over a man hogging a bench in the park.; Wimpy is going to get married, but calls off the wedding when the girl's father sells his delicatessen and buys a hardware store.; Wimpy waits at the stage door entrance for "Betsy Bess, the Educated Cow."; Olive is baby-sitting Swee'pea while Popeye goes to Geezil's for lunch. Popeye has to sing a lullaby to Swee'pea over the telephone.; Popeye tries to get a little boy to eat spinach, but ends up eating it all himself.; Wimpy uses a bead to trick Geezil into giving him free oysters.; Olive sends Popeye to fight the crowds at a glove sale.; Wimpy eats a roast duck while minding Swee'pea. Popeye tricks him into believing he'll get lead poisoning.; After a night on the town, Poopdeck Pappy uses a block of ice as a pillow.; Wimpy doesn't get any food from Geezil, but manages to ruin his day's business.; Wimpy demonstrates his health belt in a store window; Swee'pea wants to join the neighborhood kids band.; Olive wants to start a rock garden and Popeye has to fight a huge man to get possession of a boulder.; Wimpy pretends to be a one-man band, but has Swee'pea hidden inside a bass drum with a phonograph.; Olive goes to the beauty parlor and Popeye pretends that she's changed so much he doesn't recognize her.; Olive is depressed because she thinks she's ugly.; When Popeye accidentally knocks a hole in a ship while christening her, he has to dive down and bring the ship ashore.; Olive and her mother invite a judge over, hoping Popeye will take the hint and marry Olive.; Wimpy becomes a volunteer fireman.; Popeye takes Swee'pea to the zoo, but Swee'pea is more interested in watching Wimpy sleep.; After Wimpy eats Swee'pea's lunch, Swee'pea eats the hamburgers that Popeye had sent over for Wimpy.; Olive reads a book that says all men are fickle.; Popeye and Wimpy play a pretend round of golf in Rough-House's restaurant