Jughead Jones is contacted by January McAndrews -- an officer of the Time Police, and a descendant of Archie Andrews -- and is then targeted by time thieves. The thieves are trying to kill Senator Bailey - a man that Jug saves who will become President some day.; Jughead is the master thumper able to get stuck ketchup out of bottles, stuck aspirin out of a bottle, stuck gum balls out of a gumball machine, stuck cement out of a blocked mixer, and a tongue-stuck Archie when he tries to ask a gorgeous girl on a date.; Hot Dog gets a new dog house but decides he likes his old one better.; Reggie is upset that Archie brought Jughead to the beach because his presence will drive away the women.; Jughead brings home a Frogosaur figure from his job at the movie theater.; Little Jug joins Robin Arch and his Merry Men to free Maid Marion from the Sheriff of Nottingham.; Reggie bets Jughead he can't wait for an hour to eat the hamburger that Pop Tate just made.; Bingo's parents go to the Smythe house to play Monopoly.; Archie and Jughead mark the days off until the end of school but when they have to get summer jobs they begin to mark the days off until they begin back to school.; Ethel's fortune cookie says she'll marry a tall blonde man, and she's sure it's Jughead even though he is neither tall nor blonde. Jughead tries to hide putting a mop on his head as a wig. Reggie and Archie finally convince Ethel that fortune cookies never come true.; Ethel has a new job working for a summer theater. Jughead thinks Ethel has given up on chasing him.; Jughead says that he's got too much sense to leave Pop Tate's shop on a hot day, but the threat that ice cream might melt outside gets him to jump into action.; Jughead decides he is going to try surfing.; Archie is stumped trying to come up with a gift for Veronica.; Mr. Andrews is in a great mood early in the morning, until Jughead shows up.; Reggie has been hustling his friends at tennis but Jughead evens the score.; Dilton has a "Hall of Shame".; When Jughead saves a goat that is trapped on train tracks, he ends up with a new pet.; Jughead, Archie and Veronica play a game of "scramble".; Reggie and Archie argue over who will be the cook at a bar-b-que at Veronica's house.; Hot Dog keeps jumping in Mr. Lodge's pool.; Mr. Smythe goes out jogging early in the morning and everyone is woken up by his grunting.; While Jughead is swimming, Reggie steals his clothes. Jughead dresses himself in bushes and steals Reggie's clothes off of him.; Everybody is mad at Jughead, but he notices that nobody can be mad at Jellybean so he decides to get some pointers from her.; Jughead tries to wrap a birthday present for Archie.; While Jughead sleeps in a hammock, two kids use him as a net for their badminton game.