Archie plays hooky from school to avoid making a speech, but Betty and Veronica think he's skipped school to make time with the notorious man-eater Zsa Zsa Laverne.; The gang encounters a bear in the woods; luckily for them, Veronica has spilled honey all over herself, and the bear gets to like her.; Moose forces Archie to help him write a poem for Midge. In return, Moose writes a poem from Archie to Veronica.