Vice-president George Bush gets elected President by supporting both sides of every issue (with help from the spirits of Genghis Khan and Abraham Lincoln.); A man tries to escape from his overbearing and controlling mother.; Siskel and Ebert have a violent disagreement over rating a splatter movie.; A man inexplicably becomes rich.; Dr. Rogers is caught under a fallen tree. Maurice, in his usual manner, gets him out, but does more harm than good.; An expert wastes a lot of time before admitting she doesn't know what to do about chain-saw massacres.; Father Harry finds that the ushers are skimming a percentage of the collection money from the Holy Moses church.; Sam is locked inside Mrs. Van Buren's iron lung, along with "The Star of Pretoria" diamond.; Oliver is destroyed by machines and dumped in the garbage. The Comic Strip Fairy brings in an interim strip, "Dotted Line Comics."