A parody of the movie "Citizen Kane,"; Mr. Vengeance casually dumps his old girlfriend for a woman with big breasts.; Girls discuss the size of boys' "equipment."; Thieves are stealing tassels and fringe to sell to exotic dancers.; Sam falls to temptation and takes the "Star of Pretoria" diamond to a fence, where he's told it's a glass copy.; Jo-Jo the horse is supposed to be able to count, but all he can say is "one" or "two."; Dirty Father Harry and the Devil battle it out at High Mass.; Pencilneck Geek falls asleep and dreams the country has been taken over by talking dollar signs.; A pair of twins age in different directions, one getting older, the other younger.