Five blank pages of a diary, because a beautiful nymphomaniac is too busy to write.; A 1960s astronaut makes random observations while orbiting the Earth.; When the policeman shot himself after seeing Deirdre's hideous face, the bullet struck Blind Bob in the head. He wakes up in the hospital to find that the bullet has caused him to regain his sight. He goes to see Deirdre, but burns his corneas at the sight of her face.; Dad McHenry has Bert committed to "Byberry Hospital for the Hopelessly Insane." There he receives shock treatment with the surprisingly result that Bert may be a genius.; A man is depressed until he gets a job as an elevator operator.; Norm has to watch over his daughter's pajama party and plays unpleasant pranks on them.; A boy and his friend go to the movies. The friend buys some questionable candy and gets sick.; Leo escapes from the hospital and goes to a neighborhood diner, where he orders a hamburger.; Politenessman convinces two cops that they should bring a gift when confronting drug dealers.; Remembering the old days when everything was better except the TV reception.; A woman is the only passenger on a bus, but a strange man makes sure to sit next to her.; Uncle Jack is a man of few words, mostly obscene.