Archie is photographed giving away Riverdale High's playbook to a spy from Central High. When he refuses to defend himself ("on the grounds that it might incriminate me") he is expelled.; When his dad stops him from using the Cabot home as a discotheque, Alex decides to open up his own private discotheque, with Melody as the go-go girl. But Alex's band is distracted from their musical duties by the sight of Melody's go-go costume.; Archie and Jughead are busted for playing with remote-control cars in school, only for Mr. Weatherbee and Miss Grundy to pick up the fad.; Archie rakes Mr. Weatherbee's lawn and causes choas.; Sock saves Melody from the advances of Alex's musicians, but Pepper gets angry when she sees Sock with the scantily-dressed Melody. Hearing about Melody's costume, Albert also takes off in hot pursuit, while Josie and Alexandra follow Albert to stop him from getting a look at Melody.; The gang fools Mr. Weatherbee into thinking that they're throwing a birthday party for Professor Flutesnoot, when they're really throwing it in honor of Mr. Weatherbee.; Archie tries to make it to school on time for once, but is delayed by helping a young kid retrieve his lunch money from the sewer.; Coach Kleats and Coach Clayton try to stop Archie from fumbling the ball.; Captain Sprocket expects to win many medals at the Olympics, but his plans backfire.; The gang breaks the fourth-wall to discuss 3-D movies with the reader.; Mrs. Andrews daydreams about an easier life where Archie is a girl.; Betty and Veronica try to escape the grossness of the boys for a day.; During a cold outdoor concert, Reggie turns his guitar into a heating element.; Albert saves Melody from the men pursuing her, but crashes his motorcycle in the lake, giving Alexandra the opportunity to save Albert and take him to her home.; Alexandra turns the whole house into a private hospital for Albert, giving Alex the opportunity he needs to revive the discotheque idea.; Veronica tries to get a better grade than Betty on a test.; Reggie tries to sabotage Archie's deejaying so he can get the job, but it turns out that people love the new, unusual disco.; Pop Tate takes a vacation to get away from the shop and realizes how much he misses the kids.; Archie is employed by both his parents to find out what the other wants for their anniversary.; Betty starts the fad of wearing tap shoes to school, much to the jealousy of Veronica.; When Archie and Betty collect book donations, they help an old man who is having a heart attack.; Archie goes on a double date with a new girlfriend and some strangers. The strangers turn out to be just like Archie's friends.; A story about the troubles of a giant.; Archie is a stock hand at a store but finds himself working more as a cleanup man.; Archie's absence from school sends Mr. Weatherbee into fits of joy.; Mr. Weatherbee and Miss Beazly fight over pie.; Mr. Andrews loses weight.; Mr. Weatherbee persuades Jughead to go to college.; Archie and Veronica sneak Jughead into the drive-in, but first stop at the car wash. Jughead gets out there thinking it is the drive-in.; After a day of jalopy repair, Jughead sleeps under his bed.; Mr. Weatherbee complains to the rest of the faculty about Archie.; Mr. Weatherbee is hypnotized into turning down food.