While relating the story of how his Model T was stolen, Archie's grandfather and Mr. Lodge realize that they knew each other when Mr. Lodge was a young boy.; Inspired by a fashion magazine, the girls imagine new looks for themselves and for the boys.; Archie's cousin Alistair visits from London.; The gang argues over which of them are the best teenagers in town.; Archie wins a turkey at the local supermarket but it turns out they're all out. The supermarket ends up giving him a live turkey, named Oscar, instead.; Archie's grandfather, Artie, visits Riverdale High and is surprised at all the progressive changes that have been made.; The gang decide to put helium in the car's tires to try to correct the faulty suspension system.; Mr. Weatherbee has had Archie polishing door knobs as part of his detention punishment.; Archie and Jughead hatch a plan to get rid of Alistair.; Archie's electric guitar bothers Mr. Lodge.; A computer mix-up causes Archie to be classified as a gifted student.; Archie can't decide if it looks like it will rain or not.; Archie leaves his hat upstair in the school building and asks Jughead to throw it down to him.; Archie flirts with a black belt karate expert.; Miss Grundy takes Archie's paper airplane and tries to throw it in the trash can.; When Mr. Weatherbee accepts Archie's excuse for being late, Archie worries that Mr. Weatherbee might be sick.