Professor Transistor builds a machine to raise Joe's mental abilities.; Archie is glad to have the day off school but since Fred has the heat turned down he soon decides he'd rather be at school where it is warm.; Miss Grundy assigns the creative writing class an assignment to come up with an original story.; Smithers throws an ambassador out of the Lodge Mansion after mistaking him for Archie.; Archie tells Jughead how happy he is to have two wonderful girlfriends, but both Veronica and Betty are seeing other guys.; Perkins brings home a strange pet for his son.; Archie tries to win an amateur photo contest.; Archie chooses Veronica over Betty in his usual clumsy manner. It gets Betty to consider dumping Archie for good.; Leo and Edgar discuss how Fred was an athletic star in high school and Archie is not.; Geoffrey Swamp, star of the Alligator Man films, finds it hard to shed his past when he retires.; Archie has a dream that inspires him to declutter his room.; Jughead leaves the door open.; Jughead thinks people want smaller paintings.; A man battles a cranky vending machine.; Snowmobiling separates the men from the boys.; Archie gets a tree dropped on him.; Coach Kleats judges Archie to be his most consistent bowler.; Archie claims he always has the last word in any argument with Veronica.; Archie asks Mr. Lodge what he thinks is he greatest mystery of all time.; Archie tries to cut in on somebody dancing with Veronica.; Archie dreams that Fred bought him a snowmobile.; Jughead needs help with a form.; Archie needs help with his skiing.; Archie asks Nancy what she doesn't like about him.