Betty falls asleep while reading Pinocchio and dreams that Archie's nose grows every time he tells a lie.; Archie comes up with a get-rich-quick scheme that all the kids want to get in on, but they are nearly swindled out of their money by a crooked stockbroker.; Archie imagines he is a race car driver while he is mowing the lawn.; Archie is principal for a day.; After seeing Mr. Lodge reminisce over an old jack in the box in an antique store, Archie buys it and fixes it up to give to him.; Dracula and Igor move to America to escape those who hate them in Transylvania, but find that America's discos and celebrity culture are worse.; A failed experiment turns Professor Transistor into a human geiger counter, who is sensitive to the presence of gold.; Pop Tate tells Archie he is going to have a super lucky day.; Since Archie's grades are poor, he resolves to work with and learn from school genius Dilton Doiley. This improves Archie's grades, but Dilton picks up Archie's habit of being badly distracted by girls.; When the owner of the new Quick Mart plans to cut down Riverdale's oldest tree to make way for his parking lot, Archie organizes a protest.; Archie books a band for a school dance.; Reggie and Archie both bring Veronica flowers.; Aliens hack their way through a thick forest, which is revealed to be an ordinary lawn.; Moose can't wait to get his hands on Reggie.; Archie has trouble studying because of the pretty girls walking outside.