Criminals kidnap Archie, thinking he's Mr. Lodge's son.; Little Archie and Susan are the only people who have gotten a look at a terrorist who has been leaving bombs on airplanes. The bomber follows them home to make sure they don't talk.; Hoping to learn how to become a millionaire, Archie becomes Mr. Lodge's caddy during an important golf game.; While on a hike, Veronica and Archie meet Mr. Lodge and his bird watching friends.; Veronica dates Reggie in the afternoon, then makes up an excuse so she can attend a party that evening with Archie. Then Reggie shows up at the party.; Jughead helps two young girls with their rope jumping skills.; Archie has a trick brick that makes it look like he knows karate.; In an attempt to get on Mr. Weatherbee's good side, Little Archie and Little Jughead plant an apple tree outside his office.; The lawn care service Archie launches with Jughead and Moose is soon sabotaged by poor planning.; Veronica purposely gives Betty the wrong address for Jughead's surprise party, and Betty and Archie end up in a haunted house.; Smithers needs to come up with some top-notch entertainment for N.U.M.B. (National Union of Master Butlers) to outdo his hated rival Jeeves. But he refuses to hire The Archies, because this would mean being indebted to the equally hated Archie.; Three young kids Betty is mentoring turn out to be wiser than their years as they provide a running commentary on Reggie's failed attempts to play a practical joke.; Veronica freaks out when the bathroom scale shows that she's put on five pounds.; Archie and Reggie take a free karate class thinking it will be a good way to meet women.; Archie laments the fact that he and Veronica have different school schedules and can't spend time together. Jughead suggests they communicate via walkie-talkie. Reggie overhears and hacks into the device.; After taking Betty to a James Dnob spy movie, Archie tries to prove he's a dashing as the actor in the film.; Veronica dreams that Archie was flirting with the new girl in school. The next day at school there is a new girl and Archie does indeed flirt with her.; Mr. Weatherbee thinks back to all the trouble he caused when he was Archie's age, and gives Archie the same punishment he got back in the day.; Li'l Jinx meets her pen pal.; Archie and his father are doing the cooking.; Mr. Weatherbee asks the band director why they are not practicing Pomp and Circumstance for the graduation ceremony.; Archie gets sea-sick.; Miss Beazly loses one of her rubber gloves.; Miss Grundy isn't happy with the new teacher exercise program.; Mr. Weatherbee thinks Miss Grundy comes up with the most interesting test questions.; Miss Shapely has a summer job trying to teach dolphins to talk.; Archie has a t-shirt with Veronica's name on the front and Betty's name on the back.; Archie goes water skiing.