P.O.P. faces the newest and most deadly C.R.U.S.H. agent, The Whistler, whose permanent pucker allows him to whistle so loudly that it can shatter eardrums, bust safes, and annoy dogs.; The Archies are annoyed when they hear that Mr. Lodge and his business cronies are making a lot of money on the Riverdale Music Festival, but they have more surprises coming.; A mysterious little boy arrives in town, spreading love and understanding to any person he talks to.; Mr. Lodge puts out a duplicate of his priceless new vase, reasoning that Archie will break this vase and get his destructiveness out of his system, making it safe to display the real vase.; Reggie repeatedly tempts fate by not obeying traffic and pedestrian safety rules.; Archie pretends to be enthusiastic about his chores, hoping his parents will think he's going crazy, and so reduce his work load. Wise to his plan, they take him at his word and pile it on instead.; Archie has a singular talent for infuriating members of the Lodge family in different ways.; Archie decides to apply to become a lifeguard. Realizing that lifeguards are always surrounded by beautiful girls, Betty and Veronica try to keep him from getting the job.; Fred's search for a cool spot on a warm day keeps getting foiled by Veronica and/or Betty.; When Veronica accuses him of lacking poetry and romance, Archie brushes up on poetry and starts talking in flowery language all the time.; Archie tries to get revenge on Reggie by asking Moose to deliver a "message" to him.; Archie vehemently denies that he lets Veronica treat him "like a pet poodle," but obeys whenever he hears her say "sit."; Archie only talks nautically and then finds a note in a bottle.; Li'l Jinx convinces her father to give her money so that she can go to the movies.; Archie and Jughead know how to walk to shore from their boat... but Reggie doesn't.; Jinx's dad thinks she wants to buy an elephant.; Li'l Jinx ruins Greg's kite.; Li'l Jinx is allowed to go on a trip to the moon, but she's not allowed to cross the street.; Archie goes into the wrong room to get a summer job.