Little Archie is worried that his frog, Elvis, is sick so he takes him to school.; To lessen Archie's punishment for a prank he pulled the gang squeals on him so Mr. Weatherbee will be mad at them for being stool pigeons.; Little Archie has a doctor kit and wants to treat somebody.; Archie is trying to get in shape in the school hallways which causes problems with the faculty.; Jughead wants to buy a rubber plant for his mom's birthday, but they cost too much so he goes to the Lodge mansion hoping Mr. Lodge might give him one cheaper.; The volleyball coach is trying to get the girls worked up to play hard, but they're more interested in their new uniforms.; Archie is telling people how to improve their games by fixing flaws he sees in their techniques.; Reggie finds out Jughead plays the clarinet really well, but Jughead doesn't want other people to know about it and Reggie tries to turn this to his advantage.; Mr. Weatherbee is giving a demonstration on first aid techniques.; Mr. Weatherbee is going to give an award to the student who is the most helpful to the teaching staff.; Veronica learns a valuable lesson about using zip codes.; Veronica thinks Betty is mad at her and Archie and Reggie go to talk to Betty.; Betty and Veronica are having a bowling grudge match, winner asks Archie to the dance.; Betty believes if you do a little extra it'll pay off for you in the end.; Archie gets in trouble because of a fly.; Betty and Veronica try to prove that Jughead and Reggie like each other more than they pretend to.; Archie's head is tilted because of a stiff neck.; Veronica is wearing the very latest fashion fad, the granny dress.; Gaston has left the Lodge's and no one knows how to work the new modern pushbutton kitchen.; Moose has to pass a math test to play in the next school game, so Betty convinces Archie to dress up like Moose.; Veronica is bragging to Betty that Archie is faithful and would never cheat on her... even with Betty.; Li'l Jinx can't find the money in her Moneyland game and now she has no game to play with her friends.; Li'l Jinx's dad tells her she should exercise, because it's "almost our patriotic duty!"; Reggie and Jughead were fighting in class and Mr. Weatherbee orders them to the recreation room to settle their differences like gentlemen.; Betty asks Jughead and Archie what they think about her look, but they don't notice anything.; Jughead thinks "Sky" Hie's daredevil plane ride will be tame.; Li'l Jinx is dirty from making mud pies and her father wants her to get in the bathtub.; Li'l Jinx wants the stamp Greg bought.; Jughead is dancing with a girl who is a bad dancer.; Jughead looks tired because of the people upstairs making noise.; Jughead tells Reggie of a restaurant where he can eat like a horse.; Reggie is golfing with Archie.; Reggie wants a romantic card.; Moose's new shoes are killing him.; Archie replaces his jalopy's big gas tank with a small one.; Jughead painted a picture of a woman's dog.; The laboratory computer is on the blink and Dilton and Professor Flutesnoot don't know why.; Archie thinks a beautiful girl is a wonderful thing to behold.; Archie and Jughead talk about women fawning over musicians.; Veronica dreamed she married the handsomest boy in town.