The gang decides to treat Reggie to a taste of his own medicine after he scares them with his tricks once too often.; Betty and Veronica are too tired from school to go bowling with the guys - - until they hear that handsome new student Jack Sharpe will be bowling with them.; Archie and Chuck trick some football opponents about Moose's weakness on the field.; Archie takes Moose to a speed-reading course so he can introduce Veronica as the homecoming queen.; Archie and Chuck get swelled heads over their abilities in soccer.; Archie buys tickets to a concert from Dilton, but Mr. Lodge gives Veronica tickets to give away to the same concert.; Betty and Veronica come up with a plan to make Archie choose between them, but he ends up taking Alma to a hockey game.; The school is having a Greek Festival and everyone is dressing up except Reggie.; The Coach gets tired of Mr. Weatherbee telling him how to coach football, but things change when Mr. Weatherbee suits up for a practice.; Veronica asks Archie to play their song on the jukebox, but Archie can't remember what the song is.; Archie and Chuck trick some football opponents about Moose's weakness on the field.; A rumor starts that Archie is writing a book and everyone wants to have a chapter about them in it.; Archie and Chuck get swelled heads over their abilities in soccer.; Veronica recommends that Betty stop dressing and acting like one of the boys if she wants to be taken seriously as a girl.; Chuck takes pictures for the school paper but forgets to put film in the camera.; Archie and Reggie are running against each other for Student President. Mr. Weatherbee suggests to Archie that he should run a flashier campaign.; Fred wins $20 in a baseball pool. Mary takes half as her share and Fred has to figure out where to stash the rest to keep it from Archie.; Various scenes from history, starring the Archie gang.; Reggie brags about his family tree, but additional panels tell the truth behind his lies.; Reggie sits in a love seat.; Moose answers a football question after being woken up.; Veronica uses her new video camera to capture Archie kissing another girl.; Reggie tells the others how he imitates people.; Everyone ignores Archie's cast except Jughead.; Dilton sniffs books in the library.; Jughead is so engrossed in his book that he ends up in hospital.; Jughead does some good tackles at a football practice.; Moose introduces a new rule to Monopoly.; Archie compares Veronica's voice to music.; Archie tries to eat a dessert that Veronica made.; Jughead asks Hot Dog to fetch him a pair of slippers.; Archie experiences a new color after eating Veronica's stew.; Veronica spends Archie's allowance increase.; Midge criticizes Moose on his report card.; Mrs. Mason scales back dinner after Moose brings home his report card.; Jughead's mom asks him to "run" an errand.; Archie is repaid for a loan and can't decide what to do with the money.