The wicked Dr. Detest tries to brainwash Captain Pureheart's pals into being hate-filled and racist, but they just can't seem to get the hang of hating people.; Captain Pureheart is no match for a criminal who can disguise himself as literally anything -- and is also a much better kisser than Pureheart.; An accident in his lab turns Dilton into a rampaging purple monster.; Zark is sent to Earth to learn the ways of Earthlings.; When Archie plays Santa for a school charity drive, Moose thinks he's really Santa Claus, and Archie takes advantage of this to let Midge sit on his lap. Reggie tries to convince Moose that if he pulls Santa's beard, he'll find it's just Archie.; Betty and the gang teach Mr. Lodge the true meaning of Christmas.; Both Veronica and Betty want Archie's help in tracking down the hottest toy of the Christmas season.; The Archies hold a fundraiser to raise money for charity.; Archie practices his high-wire act for the Christmas show.; Archie decides not to exchange gifts with anyone this year, then has a nightmare about his decision.; Dilton has an invention to make Archie a better skater but Reggie steals it before it's complete.; Archie and Jughead ruin Betty's cake for the Riverdale Bake-Off.; Archie volunteers to be a dog walker to meet girls but ends up spending a little more than he planned on.; Mr. Lodge is given a crystal Christmas present that he hates, so Archie tries to "accidently" break it for him.; Veronica pays to have Archie's family tree researched.; Miss Grundy's class participates in "Take You Kids To Work" day.; After hitting a tree, Archie is in the "flashlight zone" where he must slay a dragon.; Miss Grundy and Mr. Weatherbee imagine what the world would be like if Reggie was the President of the United States of America.; Reggie becomes a nice guy to attract the girls.; Betty has a job as a restaurant critic for the local newspaper and takes Archie out to several fancy places.; Someone has been sleeping in Coach Clayton's office during the night. Archie and Chuck stay in the school to catch the culprit.; Veronica uses a deck of playing cards to predict Archie's future.; While playing a gig with the Archies, Reggie stops a burglar.; Archie tries to make plans for the weekend, but everyone gives him the cold shoulder.; When Mr. Weatherbee remarks what a fine lad Archie is, Miss Grundy thinks he must be ill.; Archie wants to be a stage magician so Veronica has him do his act for a party her father is throwing.; Archie takes a homeless man home with him to celebrate Christmas.; The gang plays games in Veronica's game room.; Veronica has a dream about passionately kissing Dilton and it's hard to tell who is more upset by it: Archie or Dilton.; Matlida has Archie and Reggie play a video game to determine who gets to take her to the dance.; A spoof of Cinderella, with Archie, his wicked step-brothers and his fairy god-father.; Archie accidentally stops a bank robbery.; Reggie and Archie are running for class president, Reggie tries to frame Archie by vandalizing the school with pro Archie slogans.; Jughead gives Betty the tickets to a roller-rink disco so she can go with Archie.; The Andrews' daily paper for November 23 somehow arrives a day early, which allows Archie the chance to change history.; Veronica decides to take up boxing.; Miss Grundy is upset when everybody is doing silly things in the hallways to try to break school records.; Archie and Chuck discover who has been sleeping in Coach Clayton's office.; Archie sends Jughead and Veronica to a fancy French restaurant to do a review for the school paper.; Reggie rigs the grab bag at the school Christmas party.; Working at Clark's department store as Santa's helpers, Archie, Jughead and Amani help out a little boy whose family is having hard times.; Reggie messes up Archie's band audition but Jughead gets revenge for Archie.; Archie agonizes over the cost of a Christmas present for his mother.; Reggie tricks Moose into paying for Reggie to take Moose's girl out on a date.; Jughead tricks Reggie into thinking a little monkey has turned into a giant ape.; Archie and Midge are supposed to be in a wedding party.; Reggie bets Archie he can go a whole day without telling a lie.; Archie is hit on the head and believes he has found a genie in a lamp.; Archie goes shopping with Veronica and has to carry all of her Christmas packages.; When Archie is sick, Reggie brings him his homework assignments.; Moose leaves Miss Grundy's class to go to football practice but it doesn't help his headache.; Reggie doesn't think he needs to train for his fight with Moose.; A gentleman shares his umbrella in a rainstorm.; Is the glass half full or half empty?; Archie tells Dilton how to attract a girl.; The football team carries Moose off the field.; Archie is worried about falling while climbing a rope in gym.; Archie and Reggie get positions on the girls hockey team...as mascots.; It's not always easy being Veronica.; Archie takes his dad for a walk.; Mr. Lodge watches Archie on closed circuit tv.; Reggie thinks he's the only person contributing to the football team.; Midge promised she wouldn't go out with Reggie, so they are staying in.; Reggie has seen art that walks.; Dorine wants her photo back.; Mr. Lodge wants Veronica home by twelve.; Archie likes watching the girls play racquetball.; Moose doesn't think the bank grew his money like they promised.; A newspaper review of The Archies takes exception to Reggie.; Archie finally finds something on TV worth looking at.; Jughead is late for school.; Archie falls in an open manhole.; Archie had the bus driver make change.; Someone has spilled gold paint in the hallway.; Reggie is going to work his way through college.; Betty tells Moose that Reggie has been kissing Midge.; Jughead sells Reggie a magical pen.; Moose can't decide on a Christmas present for Archie.