Professor Flutesnoot thinks Archie and Chuck stole test questions from Miss Grundy's office.; Archie wonders what it would have been like to be one of the Pilgrims.; The cheerleaders laugh when Mr. Weatherbee takes over the football practice until Miss Grudy decides to show them some great routines from the good old days.; With Archie spending a lot of time at Betty's studying for a math test, Mr. Lodge and Smithers start to miss Archie.; The faculty puts on a show for the Riverdale sports programs. Mr. Weatherbee wants to do something different this year, a magic act.; Archie and Reggie are appointed toe guards to Dummy Bollenback, Riverdale's football field goal kicker, so that he doesn't hurt his foot.; Nobody believes Archie's black eye is from walking into a door.; Mr. Weatherbee is upset with the local disc jockey.; Archie, Veronica, Betty and Jughead miss Reggie's jokes.; Reggie, campaigning for class president, gets advice from his cousin Arthur, who is running for City Councilman.; Dilton thinks he is surrounded by incompetent writers for the school magazine.; Mrs. Jones gets Jughead to do his homework by making sure he is well fed, but Archie gets in trouble when he tries to get Jughead to do his own homework.; The students and faculty come to school wearing costumes.; Archie and his dad go shopping.; Jughead's mom makes up a morning timetable to get him to school on time.; Archie, as gym monitor, makes sure things are cleaned up for the district supervisor's visit.; Archie takes Petunia, a big dog, for a walk.; Jughead takes photos of Reggie that get him in trouble with the rest of the football team.; After being turned down for a date with both Veronica and Betty, Archie thinks women are nothing but trouble.; Salem dips his tail in some witches' brew and gets magic powers and Sabrina has to undo everything he zaps.; Archie spends all his pay on his friends.; Reggie is uncovering all of Jughead's secret food stashes at school.; Archie wants an increase in his allowance, but wants to earn it by doing work around the house.; Archie arrives at school and the bell rings.; Mr. Weatherbee takes over for Coach Clayton.; Jughead has a pet dragon.; Archie tries to score brownie points with Mr. Lodge by polishing the doorknob on the Lodge's front door.; Mr. Andrews won't let Archie go on a date with Veronica because he hasn't raked up the leaves yet.; Pop Tate wants Archie and Jughead to pay for their food.; Li'l Jinx gets a new pair of boots so she doesn't ruin her shoes by jumping in puddles.; Coach Kleats want Archie and Jughead to carry him off the field when the team scores the winning touchdown.; Jughead tells Archie he does think of other things besides burgers.; Jughead loses a quarter and Archie finds a dollar.; Mr. Weatherbee can't believe Jughead came to school on time.; Reggie tells Jughead to get off the couch, so he takes the cushions with him.; Mr. Weatherbee forgot where he left a postage stamp.; Archie wants to use his old car as collateral for a new car.; Veronica wants to know if Archie likes her new midi skirt.; Li'l Jinx wants to know if her daddy likes her. Her dad wants to know what she really wants.; Reggie gets Jughead to paint his kitchen floor.; Dilton tries to explain to Moose what the Spanish words pensamos en mean.; Reggie and Archie put each other down with snappy come-back comments.; Archie's current girlfriend is happy that his car got a flat tire, right next to a phone booth.; Jughead gets the role of outlaw in the school play.; Archie is the new champ of the Riverdale Liar's Club.; Moose asks Midge to wear his pin, his bowling pin.