Veronica pays to have Archie's family tree researched.; Archie and Jughead practice their original one-act play while two younger kids heckle them.; When Reggie claims he's perfect, Archie and the gang put it to the test.; Pop Tate puts Jughead to work in the soda shop to help pay off his tab.; Archie helps Betty with her chores so they can go to the beach in his horseless carriage.; On a school camping trip, Mr. Weatherbee entrusts Archie with the key to their vehicle, but Archie gets distracted and later can't find the key.; The weary Pussycats try to find a spot on the beach where they can be free from male attention, until they face competition from gorgeous bikini-clad triplets.; Archie wants to find a girl to make Veronica jealous but only Betty is available.; Veronica and Reggie see Jughead leaving a fortune teller.; When Maria challenges Frankie to be more romantic, he succeeds a little too well.; Reggie borrows Dilton's radio-controlled bowling ball.; When Archie gives his frat pin to Veronica, Betty comes up with a scheme to end up with it instead.; Archie makes the mistake of taking advice from Jughead about girls.; When the air conditioner is out at home, Jughead heads to the mall where everything makes him cold.; Several people have had bad experiences with Jughead and they pass on messages physically to Archie for his friend.; To answer Archie's need for a summer job, and to get him away from Veronica, Betty offers to coach him so they can become lifeguards together.; Sabrina and Aunt Zelda use magic to improve the deck in the back of the house, but they forget to warn Aunt Hilda.; Reggie and Archie play miniature golf to determine who gets to help with the party at Veronica's house.; The Pussycats rent a cabin in the woods to relax from touring.; The story of Archie and Veronica's breakup, Betty and Reggie's attempt to move in on them, and their reconciliation, all told using only two words of dialogue: "Archie" and "Veronica."; Archie thinks he knows Kung-Fu from watching martial arts movies.; Mort fills his diary with phony stories to make his life sound exciting. Jinx and Gigi find it, read it, and suddenly become attracted to the timid young man.; Fred makes Archie's band sound-proof the garage so they don't bother their neighbor.; The three witches uses their powers to win prizes at a carnival and then donate them to an orphanage.; Reggie and Betty tell Jughead that they think Hot Dog has a girlfriend.; Betty and Archie go to the beach but Archie is looking at all the girls except Betty.; When his father won't let him touch the air conditioner, Jughead has to find another way to stay cool on a hot day.; Betty starts wearing a "Think Betty" shirt to subliminally influence Archie to take her to the dance. Naturally Veronica has to top her.; Archie goes to the beach by himself.; Archie is hiding from Moose in his house but when Archie's mom tries to put him to work he decides he'd rather fight Moose.; A magician get Archie to volunteer for a disappearing act, and makes Archie's clothes disappear.; Li'l Jinx is watching the weather and laughing at the inaccurate forecast.; Mort is worried about his pitching in the big game.; Archie takes Betty out in his new sailboat.; Ethel uses a poodle to attract Hot Dog so she can capture Jughead.; A vending machine fights back.; Reggie hogs the ball while playing tennis with Archie but doesn't hog the check when they go out for a meal afterward.; Jughead paints a surfer.; Jughead's sandwich is to big.; Jughead asks Archie if he snores.; Ethel asks Jughead if he'd take her to the moon if he was an astronaut.; Ethel thinks Archie is very thoughtful, Veronica does not.; Veronica thinks the Mona Lisa needs better makeup.; Archie asks his dad how the hamburgers are cooked.; Archie is finally getting the hang of surfing.