When Veronica is determined to get a job, she becomes an advice columnist for the school newspaper.; Veronica has Archie and Mr. Lodge's daily routine timed to the minute. When Betty tries to disrupt the routine, she gets treated just the same as Archie.; Betty and Veronica decide that Archie needs to be "shaken up" and rush to tell him that they must break their Friday dates. Archie is mystified, since he hadn't made a date with either girl. Shortly, both Betty and Veronica realize that now THEY don't have dates and rush back to Archie, only to find that's he's made a date with another girl.; Veronica demonstrates ballet moves, which Betty duplicates with basketball skills.; Betty and Veronica each answer questions about boys and their behavior.; After seeing an anteater in the zoo, Jinx wonders where the uncle-eaters are.