Betty and Veronica are spotted having a heated argument. Archie assumes they're fighting over him and doesn't mind telling anyone who will listen.; Betty has a phony newspaper printed, with a phony story about a beach-side beauty contest, to con Archie and Reggie into taking her and Veronica to the beach.; Betty and Archie plan to go to the dance in matching loud blazers. Immediately Veronica starts plotting on how to sabotage the plan.; Betty overhears Archie and Reggie talking about their golf games and thinks they've taken up hunting again.; Hap works to make Jinx's swing safe.; Jughead introduces Archie to Tex - - who's from Louisiana.; Veronica turns down an afternoon with Archie for fear of gaining weight.