A look at what would happen if teenagers ran the schools. Changes are made to school names, the faculty, textbooks, schedules, report cards, and blackboards.; Reggie tells you how to be the life of a party.; Archie shows us a comic in ComicScope, a two-page spread and parody of CinemaScope.; Jughead shows us some modern paper dolls.; Mr. Weatherbee tells us how air was discovered.; A typical story in which Mr. Lodge kicks Archie out of the house - except every other line is an advertisement for a product within the story.; Humorous illustrations to quotes about people, such as "the boy who blew his top".; Antoine De La Jughead gives us some beauty tips.; Useful machines for teens, including the Jiffy Homework Doer, the Automatic Allowance Advancer, and the Power-Matic Date Catcher.; Jughead shows us a kit that can make men bald in the style of Yul Brynner.; Madhouse gives its "Scientist of the Month" award to the inventor of paste.; Reggie gives us some insults to tell our friends.; Moose shows us Fake-A-Specs, paper eyes that can be glued on glasses to make you look awake.; Reggie shows us how to make watching TV more exciting by placing a cardboard keyhole to the screen.; Jughead paints himself a dachshund for a pet over two easels, and when the dog comes to life, it has a split down the middle.; Archie shows us some humorous signs.; A fake advertisement for monogrammed hockey pucks.