The "Alice In Wonderland" story is redone in a Riverdale setting.; How cavemen discovered uses for water.; Historical American events are contrasted with parodies performed by the Riverdale gang.; Examples of how to avoid fights between lovers, or to make up if you have one, illustrated by Archie, Betty and Veronica.; Answers to pen pal solicitations are presented, and then the authors are revealed.; Parody of Ripley's Believe It Or Not panels: Jughead speaks foreign languages; Moose doesn't punch Reggie; Riverdale's jai-alai team is undefeated; Mr. Lodge is nice to Archie.; Examples of people who personify similes.; Examples of people saying diplomatic things and thinking less diplomatic things.; A blank comic page entitled "The Hilarious Adventures of Clyde Diddit (Who He?)", complete with panel grids and lettered sound effects, is presented for the reader to draw in the action.; The fathers of all of Reggie's dates won't leave them alone without some sort of obstruction between him and the date.; Jughead offers solutions to less-than-desirable dates that are also puns on electrical terminology.; Jughead's painting of a burning cigarette is a little too realistic.; Identify the nine pictured characters and win your very own cartoonist.