A short man goes fishing and catches a fish so big it causes his boat to sink.; A baseball pitcher's chewing tobacco sticks to the baseball and drags the batter up to the pitcher's mound.; A woman imagines herself as being like Madame Curie as people admire her scientific skill when she's actually struggling at performing a simple science fair project.; A baby spits up food on its mother. The mother gets Dr. Spock's book on child rearing so she can hit the baby with it.; A guy imagines he's in a high-stakes game of craps but it's actually a low-stakes game of marbles.; A duck hunter uses a duck call and thinks he hears an answering noise; it's actually a man eating beans.; Uncle Sammy is selling the USA's surplus weapons to any buyer.