Toody and Muldoon are parked outside the Ritz hotel to keep anyone from making noise which would disturb a Maharaja with 100 wives. When their relief patrolmen are involved in an accident, Toody slips away to umpire a sandlot baseball game. A thief called Slippery Fingers steals some diamonds from the Maharaja and is burying them in a lot near the game Toody is umpiring. Toody captures the thief, but can't claim credit because he is supposed to be on duty at the hotel with Muldoon.; Toody gives a young lady directions to Central Park.; After stopping a speeder, Toody gets a surprising answer to the question, "Where's the fire?"; Toody figures out a way to get a free hot dog from an illegal hot dog vendor.