Archie steals the Central High ram, but it runs off with Jughead holding the rope after crashing Archie's mom's party.; Archie and Reggie make a bet on who can win a talent show, and Archie wins with a pratfall comedy act.; Betty and Jughead help Archie escape the tyranny of cell phone monitoring by Veronica.; Christmas season stress and mishaps for Archie and the gang as seen by Piney at the Lodge house.; Mr. Lodge is showing off a special safe he had installed and is accidentally locked in with the only tuning fork that produces the sound to unlock the safe. But The Archies play until they recreate the right sound to free him.; Betty and Veronica both scheme to get Archie to invite one of them to a dance, but he finally tells them he'll be out of town that day.; On his way to Veronica's, Archie comes across a broken-down bus from the Riverdale Boy's Home, so he takes the kids to Veronica's. Mr. Lodge just wants the get rid of the kids, so he buys them a new bus and fixes up the Boy's Home.; Archie is worried about Veronica's houseguest stealing her heart, but he is a health nut causing Veronica to ask for a resuce from him.; Archie promises to turn over a new leaf, but his good intentions cause so much havoc that Mr. Weatherbee asks him to just go back to normal.; Archie's holiday job at the post office is to answer letters to Santa and he enlists the rest of the gang to help.; Archie and the gang set to planning a big Christmas event for all the people who wrote letters to Santa.; The big Christmas event comes together even better than anyone had anticipated.; Betty is so engrossed with football star Joe Kuddly that Archie joins an anti-football club for company.; Archie get caught up acting out his various school lessons in history, literature, etc. until Veronica slugs him after he delivers a "Rhett Butler" line.; Archie and Jughead discuss finding a job.; Miss Beazly meets a former student who is a cook at a diner.; Sabrina grants a few wishes to celebrate her birthday.; Archie proves to be too clumsy as a ski instructor.