The Archies need a place to practice.; Big Ethel knows she is funny looking, which is why she can't get a date. Sabrina gives her a magic locket to help her find love.; he gang search for something to occupy their free time, since it's prehistoric times and nothing of interest has been invented yet.; Seeing how despondent Archie is over being broke and dateless, Sabrina grants him three wishes. Naturally he manages to misuse the third one.; Big Moose has a broke typewriter.; A snooty interior decorator comes over and tells Mr. Wilkin that everything in his house will have to go, much to Mr. Smythe's amusement.; School is out, and Little Archie and Little Jughead have a raft.; Dilton has invented a new super jet fuel, and Archie needs fuel.; To escape Veronica's wrath after standing her up for a date, Archie deliberately runs into a wall and fakes having amnesia.; After finding a tie in the Cockamamie Box, Archie and Mr. Weatherbee recall the story behind it.; Miss Grundy is getting bored with grading papers, so Miss Haggly takes her to the school cafeteria.; Lil Jinx finds a quarter.; K.O. falls for the old newspaper gag.; Li'l Jinx is selling raffle tickets for her club.; Mr. Smythe compliments Teddy on being in good shape.; Big Moose knows what makes the Leaning Tower of Pisa lean.; Li'l Jinx is too tired to pick up her toys.; Betty admires Ronnie's great collection of raincoats.; Mr Weatherbee can't be in two places at one time.; the word "mini" has been added to the English language.; Archie's medallion is groovy, but Jughead's medallion is chocolate.; Miss Haggly talks to plants.; Big Ethel has applied for a job, and they want to know if her punctuation was good.; Mr Weatherbee takes his frustrations out, while bowling.; During punishment, one question tortures Jinx above all else.; The latest fad in England is buying 2nd hand American Clothes in English shops.; Moose's first trip in an airplane.