Alexandra insists on wearing fur coats, much to the disapproval of Mr. Cabot and Josie. Josie and Valerie come up with a way to get Alexandra to voluntarily switch to synthetic fur.; Mary finds lipstick on the collar of Archie's shirt.; Mr. Lodge takes Veronica, Archie and Reggie to Egypt to see the discovery of a new Egyptian tomb.; Archie promises Miss Grundy he will not date Betty until he improves his history grade.; Veronica calls Archie to the ice skating competition in order to distract Betty and allow her to claim first place.; Dilton invents a tape recording that puts people to sleep.; Jinx tries to help out around the house.; Coach Clayton's prospects for a good basketball team are slim until a new seven-foot student comes to register at Riverdale.; Archie wakes Reggie up in the middle of the night and gets a punch in the face for his trouble.; Archie and Reggie agree to "tell it like it is" which really allows them to openly insult each other.; Mr. Lodge needs to go to the doctor to have a cast removed and Archie is the only choice to drive him there.; Veronica is researching his genealogy and all her ancestors were rich and famous.; Veronica pits Reggie against Archie to see who proves their love to her, the winner will take her to the prom.; Betty regrets her reputation for neatness when all the teachers want her to stay after school and help them clean up.; It's Sabrina's birthday, but her date Billy has blown all his money on video games.; The students hold a protest to help get money to fix the school.; Archie took some pictures for the yearbook.; Jughead helps Dilton ask Suzy out on a date.; Charley makes excuses for his lack of football prowess.; A short in Valerie's guitar gives Josie a punk-looking hairdo.; Jughead helps Archie win the class president election.; Sabrina uses magic to make her small enough to clean her doll house like it is a real house.; Jughead agrees to babysit for Mr. and Mrs. Brown. He then wipes out their fridge.; Archie makes a prop halo for the school play.; Moose is tongue-tied around Midge.; Reggie is a self-made man. Reggie offends people. Reggie never holds a grudge.; Archie compares being a student to having a secure job.; Charley's hero is the guy that makes pizza.; Veronica shows off her new "duds" to Betty.; Mr. Weatherbee sits in a freshly painted chair.; Archie gets his pants dry cleaned.; Reggie reads the only favorable comments Archie got on his last newspaper column.; Moose beats up a vending machine.; Mr. Weatherbee's doctor tells him chewing gum is a great way to stick to his diet.; Veronica reads her horoscope.; Betty doesn't like it when the boys watch baseball during lunch.; Archie tests a can of whipped cream.; In the cafeteria, Mr. Weatherbee wonders why one food tray is bent out of shape.; Jughead and Archie are dismayed by a restaurant's prices.; Jughead translates for Dilton.; Jughead can't do a single chin-up.; Archie demands more privacy for the students. Mr. Weatherbee sends him to detention.; When Mr. Weatherbee demands Archie's alibi, Archie says he doesn't know what for. Weatherbee thinks that's a lousy alibi.; Reggie has a special flag he flys when Archie comes over.; Veronica asks Archie to carry her books.; Veronica asks Archie if she can get him anything.; Mr. Weatherbee is trying to cut the school budget.; Ethel tells Veronica some gossip.; Mr. Lodge tells Archie he is not in the same class as Veronica.; Jughead helps Mr. Weatherbee recruit volunteers for a car wash.; Jughead asks Miss Beazly to beep him when lunch is ready.; Jughead is delighted on getting a homework assignment to clean the cake pan from cooking class.; Jughead proclaims Archie's right to hold stupid opinions.; Archie has just made a speech, and it didn't go well.; Archie tries to get Dilton to help him with a composition.; Jughead promised to carry Ethel's books.; Jughead falls asleep in study hall while studying student apathy.