Mr. Weatherbee writes a book about Archie.; A valuable idol is donated to the museum by a shady "philanthropist," who sends his son to steal it back, but it's Archie who the police arrest.; Archie uses drawings made by Chuck to get dates with various girls.; After Archie ruins a carpet and takes it out to be cleaned, Mr. Lodge predicts exactly what will happen to it under Archie's care.; When Little Veronica's pocketbook won't hold all her things, Little Archie is forced to carry them in his pockets while they go to the dance.; With Miss Grundy away, Archie's class is hard on the substitute teacher, until Reuben arrives who knows all their tricks.; Pat has the postman deliver a letter to Suzy.; In an attempt to show Mr. Lodge that he has ambition, Archie takes a menial job at a P.R. firm and helps them land a big account.; Veronica tells both Reggie and Archie they are getting flabby and she is going to date the one that loses the most weight in one week.; When Veronica falls for a boy and helps him with his golf game, Archie tries to be a bad golfer so she will spend time with him also.; Whenever Archie decides to get to Pop Tate's a certain way, Veronica must change her outfit to suit the method of transportation.; Fred is angry at the new packaging that prevents him from getting packages open.; Little Veronica sends Little Betty a letter telling her that she is returning from vacation with a new boyfriend, Sir Percival.; Archie bowls a perfect game but nobody is there to see it.; Archie finds a lost dog and returns it to its owner.; Mr. Lodge brings a new toy prototype home to see how Leroy and his friends like it, but they just play in the box that the prototype came in.; Archie wants to meet Melanie, the new student at school, but they don't seem to have anything in common.; Archie is running for class president but his ego is preventing him from getting votes.; Dr. Klas Trophobia comes to Riverdale to do a psychological profile of each student.; Reggie claims he can follow any trail through the forest that Archie and Chuck make.; Archie doesn't want to go shopping with Veronica so he hides at Betty's house.; Fred and Mary reminisce about when Archie was a baby.; Veronica invites Archie and Jughead over for a meal and show off her new cooking lessons.; Jughead leaves the diner because all the guys are complaining about women.; Muscles tries to take Pat and Bunky's jellybeans.; What will Archie do with Betty and Veronica both gone?; Archie's horoscope says he will get a lot of questions today.; Archie shows his father a flyer for a new garage in town.; Pat eats four bowls of ice cream at a party.; Pat gets lost in a store.