Archie uses his CB radio to help rescue Mr. Lodge from burglars at his plant and to call for the police.; The class writes papers on what they did for their summer vacation but Miss Grundy doesn't believe any of them.; Reggie helps Archie get a job at a glue factory and then at a roofing company.; In a mixture of poetry and prose, Archie explains to us why he can't choose between Betty and Veronica.; When Little Veronica's cat goes missing Little Archie tries to help find her but instead finds a wild cat.; The gang goes to elaborate means to convince Jughead to give up the trumpet.; Jughead uses adages to point out that Archie spends all his money on girls. He says he only hangs out with Archie when he's broke, but the girls discover at the end, this is because Jughead borrows what money Archie doesn't spend on girls.; Archie and Jughead are followed from a junkyard by an alien robot that eats brass.; Each day Archie barely makes it to class on time, and each day Mr. Weatherbee is waiting to catch him being late.; Archie's new method of abbreviating every note causes problems when he can't remember what M.V.S. stands for on the calendar.; Archie thinks that Veronica's cat is out to get him.; Though Archie is one of the best students in Spanish class, he thinks learning a foreign language is a waste of time. Until a boy is hit by a car and only Archie can talk to the boy's Spanish-speaking father to find out his blood type.; Little Jughead is not afraid of Fangs because he knows karate.; A romantic trip to the mountains with Archie starts with the proper attire as Veronica shops for clothes.; Archie becomes angry when everyone responds to his questions with more questions.; Archie decides to make himself a huge breakfast and ends up making a huge mess out of Mary's clean kitchen.; The news of Archie moving out of Riverdale shocks the gang. But they decide to make Archie miserable so that he'll want to move, to make it easier on him.; Archie is caught playing a hand-held video game at school so Mr. Weatherbee takes it until school is dismissed but soon Mr. Weatherbee learns how addictive the game can be.; Mr. Weatherbee brings his cat to school while the painters are working on his house but the cat gets loose.; Archie tries to sell baskets to raise money for his dating expenses but soon a police officer is wanting to see his peddler's license.; Archie absent-mindedly leaves the package he is carrying behind at the Chok'lat Shop.; Archie and Reggie are making an instructional video on how to bowl and use the girls as unwitting participants.; Archie and Reggie convince Pop Tate to open the Riverdale Skateboard museum in order to bring in new customers. Unfortunately, Archie's part of the museum makes him look like a klutz, while Reggie's part makes him look like a champion.; Pat tries to help his parents around the house when his Uncle Sam and Aunt Marge come to visit.; When Archie injures Mr. Lodge's thumb he is forced to have Jughead drive for him in a big slot-car race.; Miss Grundy warns the kids that Mr. Weatherbee's nerves are on edge.; Mr. Weatherbee decides he is going to reward Archie when he does something positive.; Pat has a unique way of quieting a crying baby.; Miss Grundy doesn't understand why they call it study hall.; Hilda thinks that Pat has fallen in love with her.; Pat's mother tells him to wash his hands.; Pat and the Principal have a long talk.; Pat sends his friend Mophead a letter.