Two fast-living girls manipulate Archie into giving them a lift to a party and spending all his money on them.; The Archies are asked to play a benefit for children but learn that the organizer is making most of the money.; Dotty reads comic books before bed and dreams about meeting the Archie characters at the Comic Castle.; Private Investigator Archie Andrews must discover who burglarized Veronica's safe.; Archie talks his dad into getting a hairpiece.; When Little Archie studies for the wrong test, Miss Grundy gives him a second chance and suggests the get Little Betty or Little Veronica to tutor him.; Reggie and Archie train to run a marathon.; Archie is having "one of those days" when he's unusually clumsy and destructive, and everyone, including his mother, friends and teachers, is scared to be near him.; To help train Mr. Weatherbee's reflexes, Coach Clayton warns that he'll be tossing things to the principal all day. As a result, Mr. Weatherbee keeps snatching things away from everybody, prompting them to think he's a kleptomaniac.; The girls want Archie to win them a giant teddy bear at the fair.; Reggie has turned over a new leaf and goes out of his way to be nice to Archie. Archie can't believe it. Jughead doesn't.; With the high price of gasoline, Archie tries to find a replacement fuel for his car.; Little Archie and Little Jughead start a pest-expulsion business.; Archie looks for other means of getting to school when his car needs a new radiator that he can't afford.; Veronica thinks Archie is very uncouth.; Archie reads a book on how to be popular.; Betty sings a song made up from the letters in Archie's name, and Reggie replaces the lyrics with ones less than complimentary to Archie.; Fearing that Reggie will spread the rumor that he's a "klutz," Archie tries to improve his relationship with Reggie, but his attempts to make amends just cause Reggie serious pain.; Archie is worried about making a speech for public speaking class, but he stops being tongue-tied when he needs to defend Mr. Weatherbee from charges of shoplifting.; Archie is convinced that Reggie is planning to play a trick on him.; Fred and Horace get into battle when leaves from Horace's tree end up blown into Fred's yard.; Dilton makes Archie a sexy android that can do everything Betty can do, except for one crucial thing.; Mr. Weatherbee isn't happy with the results of Archie's Mini-Course idea, but the district superintendent loves the idea.; A new student tries out for kicking on the football team and does better than Reggie, though small in stature.; Betty begins surreptitiously helping Archie beat Reggie, which only emboldens Archie into challenging Reggie to more stunts.; Archie needs a new bookshelf.; Archie has lost his cap.; Archie promises not to make a nuisance of himself at Veronica's next party.; Archie accidentally got paid his allowance twice in one week.; Archie claims that Jughead will eat anything.; Archie doesn't have to get on both knees to ask Veronica out, one will be enough.