After seeing the X-Folders movie, Veronica takes Archie out in the country to try to see a UFO.; While relating the story of how his Model T was stolen, Archie's grandfather and Mr. Lodge realize that they knew each other when Mr. Lodge was a young boy.; C.R.U.S.H. agent The Bowman shoots V.E.R.O.N.I.C.A. with one of his mind-controlling arrows and forces her to help him steal the reorganization plans for her father's plant.; Archie appears on the Snoopy Camera show.; A stage hypnotist uses a pager to hypnotize Mr. Lodge into giving him an expensive stamp from his collection.; With business slowing down, Pop Tate considers selling the malt shop but the kids and their parents help improve Pop's business.; Mr. Lodge's magnificent diamond is protected by state-of-the art booby traps, but they're no match for the C.R.U.S.H. agent Smoke Man, who can vaporize in and out of keyholes. It's up to A.R.C.H.I.E. and J.U.G.H.E.A.D. to stop this condensed C.R.U.S.H. creep.; Archie accidentally makes a date with both Betty and Veronica for the same evening, so he decides to take them to dinner together.; Archie and the gang encounter two aliens on their way to a band gig.; Reggie goes all out to break up Archie and Veronica, including false stories, false telegrams and disguising himself without luck. Finally he settles for Betty.; Archie is down because he has no money to take Veronica out until he rescues a lost dog.; Veronica refuses to go on a picnic with Archie because she doesn't like bugs.; Archie tries to campaign for both Betty and Veronica in the "Most Popular Teen Girl In Riverdale" contest.; Archie becomes a well-dressed, completely obnoxious "man about town."; When Veronica makes Jughead feel unwelcome she also drives away Archie, leaving an opening for Betty.; There's a prize being offered to the student who's most helpful to the teachers. All the boys try to be helpful, except Jughead, who stands by and watches while all his friends' "help" leads to disaster.; After Veronica says she admires men with poise, Reggie and Betty try to break up her and Archie by causing Archie to have a lot of accidents.; Archie is collecting clothes for a clothes drive and accidentally takes Mr. Lodge's lucky tuxedo.; Both mothers accuse Archie of not noticing Betty properly, but he manages to convince everyone by bluffing his way.; Archie accidentally gets an experimental chemical spilled on him, which causes him to switch bodies with a dog.; In an attempt to write more realistic characters in his short stories, Archie tries to slyly study Mr. Lodge.; Archie goes to the airport to pick up a scientist who is trying to prove that his orangoutang is the missing link between primates and man. The orangoutang escapes and winds up proving who the real missing link is.; The Archie's meet their biggest fan, Denise.; Archie and Jughead are not impressed with the new color of Veronica's lipstick.; When Reggie picks Veronica up on a motorcycle, Archie decides he needs one also.; Tired of Archie coming home late, Fred imposes a curfew.; Archie deceives everyone with his flea bitten story.; The gang looks for a time capsule they buried five years earlier during summer camp.; Archie gets a magic charm from Jughead. Archie wishes he had Veronica all to himself. The charm then trades Archie places with Mr. Lodge.; Archie and Jughead take up jogging.; Mr. Weatherbee is afraid that Archie will ruin the ceremony to dedicate the new display case in the school.; Pat tries to get revenge on the girls for dousing him with water but ends up only getting himself wet.; Pat meets a little boy who can repair anything.; Archie is taking his old baby blanket to the cleaners at his mother's request. He pricks his thumb on the way so Betty and Veronica see him holding his blanket and sucking his thumb. They think he's having a second childhood but Veronica wants nothing to do with him if he's regressing.; Archie tries to free his friends from the aliens, only to find that they are not what they seem to be.; In an attempt to cure Archie's compulsive destructiveness, Mr. Lodge brings home a vase that is completely indestructible and orders Archie to try and break it.; Veronica objects to Archie's new dashboard hula dancer.; As usual, Big Moose takes what people say much too literally!; Mr. Lodge sets up a date with Veronica and Samuel Goodbody -- a client's son-- but neither Sam nor Veronica can tolerate each other.; Archie gets a job delivering pizzas, but he must make each delivery in 30 minutes or the customer gets three dollars off their pizza.; When the new French exchange student sweeps Veronica off her feet, Archie challenges him to a duel.; Archie bets Reggie he can get a date with Midge by planning an elaborate prank on Moose.; Mr. Lodge has purchased a seeing-eye robot to keep an eye on Archie.; Betty asks Archie to bring his guitar along on a picnic.; Archie imagines what a girl that could pass for his twin would look like.; Reggie sells Archie a telescope.; Archie visits Betty and she compares herself to Veronica.; Archie gives Veronica a golfing lesson.; Archie's dream is cut off with the same message he saw earlier on his TV.; Archie fakes a fever to try to stay home from school but Mary knows his tricks.; Archie listens to a tape to help build his confidence.; Archie gets a job at a stock brokerage.; Archie is nervous about getting his teeth drilled.; Pat can't understand why a girl would want a man with six feet.; Archie is so slow his lunch arrives at school before he does.; Pat tells Stubs to not trust his stuffed bear.; Pat tells the world that Flea-Bite is his best friend.