Meet those madcap musical mirthmakers, The Archies, a three-man band of boys who bring song and silliness wherever they go. After playing a gig at Pop Tate's discotheque, they try to save Riverdale High School from being set ablaze, but when Archie almost gets hanged on a fire hose, he has a flashback to the caveman era -- and the cave Archies come out of his flashback and into the present day.; The Archies are called in by Mr. Lodge for assistance when an industrial spy steals his company's "Go-Go Gun," a gun that makes things go-go-gone. The merry madcap musicians pursue the bad guy as he zaps people and makes them go-go-go away.; Mr. Lodge is tricked into selling one of his plants when Mr. Snodgrass gives him special shirts that sap his will to work.; Archie gets a new fun kit and begins to pull pranks on everyone. However, he gets into trouble when Mr. Weatherbee gets handcuffed to a chair.; It is the night before Christmas and Archie hears a noise from downstairs.; After travelling thru a strange mist, Chuck and Archie come to Eladrevir, a backwards version of Riverdale.; The boys don't want to sing the same old Christmas carols with the girls, so they go off on their own, but the people of Riverdale don't respond well to their modern lyrics.; Archie gets a cheque for $50 from his grandfather, makes a list of what he wants to buy for his friends, but most of the money is gone by the time he buys the gifts.; Archie's dog Vegas helps one of Santa's stranded reindeer find his way home.; Archie's dad is worried about the Christmas bills. Archie collects money from all the kids to throw a birthday party for everyone's parents.; Archie and Jughead go to the woods to cut and bring back a Yule Log.; Archie has a job as Santa Claus and Betty is the photographer taking pictures of Santa with peoples pets.; Archie spreads a rumor that there's an eccentric billionaire in Riverdale who's offering rich rewards to people who go out of their way to help clean up the town.; Mary is gone for a week, Fred and Archie make a mess of the house, then hire maids to clean up the house.; Mr. Lodge dreams of a world populated by clones of Archie.; When Oscar runs away, Archie and Mr. Andrews look for him.; Archie gets out of a bad grade by saying that football practice stole his study time. However, Archie then has to play football to prove this to the teacher.; Wilbur catches Linda writing graphitti.; In his rush to get to school, Archie takes a bag of garbage instead of his lunch bag.; Reggie and Archie are asked to help out the other students during gymnastics class, but Archie got the better job.; Archie can't sleep at night but Miss Grundy's class the next day puts him to sleep.; Archie gets dirty trying to open the fireplace flue.; Mr. Lodge needs to go to the doctor to have a cast removed and Archie is the only choice to drive him there.; Wilbur has to break off his date for Laurie because he is baby-sitting the principal's niece.; The Coach is happy to hear that Archie won't be going out for the basketball team because he's now the sports reporter for the school paper.; Archie asks Betty for a suggestion for a Christmas gift for Veronica and Betty sends him to the budget gifts section.; Archie's mom knows how to get him out of bed.; A small child splashes in a puddle and gets in trouble with his mother, but Archie can't resist doing the same thing.; A magician get Archie to volunteer for a disappearing act, and makes Archie's clothes disappear.