Archie is chosen as a typical teenager and is being filmed for a reality tv show.; Little Archie has a plan to invite the teachers to go sledding with the kids, hoping to make them so tired and sore that school will be cancelled the next game.; Veronica is fed up with Archie and Reggie fighting over who will be her Valentine so she dumps both of them.; Archie tries to catch a snowflake on his tongue.; Li'l Leroy is warned about what happens if you throw snowballs on school grounds.; Archie takes up playing the bass fiddle in the school orchestra while the Feebly twins are out sick. But he can't get on the bus with the huge instrument, and has to try and carry it down Thrill Hill himself. Instead, it winds up carrying him. When he crashes at the bottom of the hill, he meets a little girl who has lost her cat.; Archie is having problems sleeping at night and staying awake during the day.; Archie's cousin Alistair visits from England and picks up all the gang's slang while in America.; Reggie pulls a series of practical jokes on others at school.; Mr. Weatherbee is building a model boat at school and Archie saves it from being destroyed by some children.; Betty and Veronica are working at a day care center when the children they should be watching mysteriously disappear.; Archie escapes from the confines of his own comic book to look around a comic bookstore and wonder what life is like in those books.; Archie remembers all the times his old puppet got him out of trouble as a child.; Archie avoids taking Veronica to dinner before the movie, then loads up with popcorn and such so that they won't be hungry afterward.; Archie remembers the anniversary of his first date with Veronica and buys her a gift to commemorate the occasion-- a lamp shaped like a turtle.; Archie spends his snow day shoveling snow and Reggie spends his day plowing the snow back in when Archie is done.; Archie tries to win an amateur photo contest.; Veronica is impressed when she sees Reggie jump over two barrels on his skates, so Archie decides to top Reggie by jumping over three barrels.; Archie makes a promise not to throw a snowball at Reggie.; Archie wants to have a barbecue in the middle of winter.; Archie hates the winter because he's constantly slipping and falling on the icy sidewalks. Veronica decides to give Archie more congenial weather by taking him and Betty to her heated indoor pool.; Fred tells Archie to shovel the driveway, but Archie insists that it's too slippery.; Betty and Archie cuddle by the fireplace and reminisce about other times they've stared into a fire.; Archie finds and old trumpet in the attic and discovers that his dad used to play jazz music.; Archie's uncle Billy Bob sends him a custom made pair of cowboy boots.; When bad things happen to Mr. Weatherbee he is convinced that Archie is behind them, even though Archie is home sick.; Archie's late for school, then learns that it's closed because of snow. He thinks he must be dreaming, then suddenly finds that he is.; Jughead procrastinates about changing his procrastinating ways.; Archie gets a tree dropped on him.; Archie makes a presentation to the championship girls' basketball team.; Archie knows somebody who dribbles better than Reggie.; Who's crazier, the girls ice skating in the frigid cold or Archie and Jughead for watching them?; Jughead tests out the new pond for ice skating.; Archie wants to go skating but Jughead can't remember what chore he was supposed to do before he leaves.; Jughead has heated mittens.; Betty hopes that Archie will get into the basketball game.; Helen tells Archie about her dream.; Archie has built his own snowmobile.; Mr. Weatherbee has a file cabinet on Archie.