The Teen Scene Investigators discover the truth behind a massing cheating scandal at Riverdale High.; Archie shows his garage to a guy name Rod who used to practice with his band there way back when. The Archies then go to a national audition in order to get on TV, but they mess up at the audition. Tempers flare and the Archies split up. A few days later, Archie calls the gang back together just as Rod knocks and asks the Archies to be in a TV segment about his old rock band. Turns out Rod is really Rod Lerock, a famous rock and roll musician.; Someone is vandalizing Mr. Lodge's mini-world theme park.; Moose decides to quit school and get a job delivering flowers. Archie helps convince him to return to school.; Mr. Weatherbee begins searching lockers when he smells a foul stench coming from a student's locker.; Mr. Weatherbee puts Archie in charge of the plant in his office while he's away at a convention.; Archie thinks it's time to move on to another location.; Dilton has invented shoes that allow him to run fifty times faster than normal.; Nancy helps Chuck deliver newspapers.; Archie and Jughead are trying to get on the TV show America's Strangest People by doing sound effects.; After beating Dilton at chess, Dilton arranges for Archie to enter a chess tournament.; Archie and Dilton discuss football as practice ends for the day.; Mr. Weatherbee helps the gang organize a car wash to raise money for their class trip.; Mr. Weatherbee has an old school friend visit.; As an experiment, Dilton allows Betty and Veronica to each program a prototype twelve inch "boyfriend" doll, in this case modeled to look like Archie, then views the results.; Archie tries to study but is distracted by everything around him.; Mr. Lodge hires the Archies to play at the Sportsman's Club Dance. Reggie hears that a scout will be there looking for talented bands.; The prehistoric Archie gang discovers kissing.; Mr Weatherbee hires a clown for a school dance.; Veronica wows the school with her "new look" - - which happens to be a retread of the '70s "Preppy Look".; Reggie hides like an ostrich when Moose is looking for him.; Dilton gives Miss Grundy an answer in class.; Archie and his dad start a junk removal service, but they themselves keep a lot of the stuff they find.; Moose and Jughead relate sports stories with a food angle, including a golfer who's ball ended up in a concession stand and the curse of the green hot dogs by the 1960 Pittsburgh Pirates.; Dilton tells Jughead about the time it rained frogs.; Archie, Moose and Jughead ask Mr. Lodge if he has any work they can do to make some money.; Miss Grundy asks Jughead what he wants to do when he grows up.; Archie takes advice about girls from Reggie.; Jughead tells Miss Grundy the clock is off because his stomach knows it's time for lunch.