Little Archie and Little Jughead try to get a job at a circus and end up stopping a counterfeit ring.; Moose thinks Midge isn't treating him right so Archie offers to pose as a secret admirer to get Midge jealous. Midge gets jealous but thinks Archie is doing it so she'll break up with Moose to start dating Archie. Midge decides she will start dating Archie. When Moose catches Midge kissing Archie, Moose puts Archie in the hospital.; Archie's attempts to lift Ethel's spirits get misinterpreted and he ends up on a date with her.; Archie takes Betty and Veronica fishing.; Pop Tate has to raise his prices so the kids go to the pizza parlor instead.; When the Archies stop for a picnic on the beach they help capture two burglars.; Archie gets a job selling ice cream treats at the beach.; A burglar intent on industrial espionage runs into Archie and the gang searching the Lodge mansion in disguise for a prize Veronica has hidden.; Pipsqueak, Pooch and his parents travel to visit Uncle Ben on his farm.; Veronica asks Betty to pretend to be her at the big D.A.W. (Daughters of American Wealth) banquet.; When Archie and Reggie rebuff Betty’s and Veronica’s request that they pose as sculpture models, Jughead agrees to pose. Miffed, the guys vandalize the girls’ sculpture, then Betty and Veronica try to even the score.; Betty sees Archie acting more like Veronica's snobbish, irresponsible friends, and starts to fear that Archie will never give up the glamour of Veronica's lifestyle to be with her.; Fred assigns Archie the task of organizing the tool storage area of the garage.; The gang makes the world's largest burger but the local newspaper refuses to report on it until they find somebody who can eat the whole burger.; Reggie tries to pull a prank on Archie by setting him up with Ethel's cousin 'Stretch'.; Archie says that he likes old-fashioned girls in modest bathing suits, so Betty and Veronica both wear old-style one-piece suits to the beach.; Moose is allowing Midge to date other boys and promises not to beat them to a pulp, but nobody believes them.; Jughead is buying everybody's yo-yo and Reggie is determined to find out why.; Jughead and Archie try to make donuts for a baking contest.; Archie, Reggie, and Jughead are judges at a beauty contest; Veronica doesn't want Jughead at her masquerade party.; Jughead won a years supply of cereal.; Archie makes Fred exercise while watching TV.; Svenson gives Mr. Weatherbee a birthday gift.; Jughead confuses venison and mutton.; Jughead tells of a counterfeiter that went straight.; Mr. Lodge removes the pests from the garden.; Miss Grundy and Miss Beazly talk about science-fiction TV shows.; Archie gives Moose a ride to the story to buy a watch battery.; Archie and Jughead ask a farmer for directions.; Archie bets Reggie he can't tell him the plot of a book.