Archie, Jughead and Hot Dog are accidentally thrust into the future by The Professor's time machine.; Jughead's father loses his job and Jughead has to quit school to find a job. He winds up at the shipping department of the Lodge plant and is forced to steal merchandise for an unscrupulous foreman.; Archie accidently buys a cheap piece of art from an auction for Pop Tate's birthday.; While wrestling on the girls team, Betty hits her head on the floor and loses her memory. She winds up mud wrestling on the outskirts of town in the clutches of sleazy Stan Snavely.; Jughead's crazy Uncle Herman visits and brings his "Jekyll and Hyde" formula, After a mixup, he thinks Jughead drank the forumla and turned into a gorilla.; Jughead tells Archie Veronica is unfaithful and devises a plan to prove it. When Reggie gets involved, Jughead quickly changes the plan.; Archie brings a goat he calls "Billy the kid" to school for a biology lecture, but it gets loose and creates havoc in the school.; Reggie starts talking about how he needs a guy to outsmart. He keeps trying to trick Jughead, but fails.; Jughead anticipates the worst when he hears Big Moose is looking for him.; When Mr. Weatherbee catches Archie and Reggie fighting, he sends them to a new kind of dispute resolution -- a courtroom where Jughead is the judge.; Mr. Weatherbee tries to warn the new docter that Jughead will try to fake a sickness because of the mid-terms happening that day.; Mr. Lodge tells Archie and Jughead how he had more imagination in his pranks in his day.; Li'l Jinx meets a Martian only she can see, but her dad does not believe her.; Archie tries to sneak out for a date with Veronica while his dad insists he rakes the leaves.; Little cousin Walter is visiting. Archie gets Jughead to try and scare him.; Archie falls asleep during chemistry class. Jughead makes it look like he's studying hard.; Archie and Jughead try to shame Jughead's father into increasing Jughead's allowance.; Veronica is scared about the sci-fi movie they are watching, Archie reasures her there is nothing to be afraid of.; At the Thanksgiving pageant, Jughead doesn't know the fruit is wax and tries some.; Archie is low on cash and blames inflation.; Archie and Betty talk about the demolition of an old theater.; Jughead agrees to babysit for Mr. and Mrs. Brown. He then wipes out their fridge.; Jughead comments on how to predict election winners.; Ms. Grundy grills Jughead on his long hair.; Jughead mentions his cousin Harold's karate skills.; Jughead makes a joke about Archie's slow vehicle.; Archie is overwhelmed with his homework.; Jughead was having a nice dream but was interrupted by his alarm clock.; Archie comments on the new fancy digital alarm clock that projects the time on the ceiling.; All day Jughead is repeatedly drenched, then he comes home to find the shower doesn't work.; Jughead misspells "coleslaw" in his food and nutrition composition.; Jughead shows Reggie how smart Hot Dog is.; Jughead tries to pull a loose thread from Reggie's sweater and ruins it.; Jughead's uncle paid him and Archie to test out camping equipment; Jughead attempts to get Archie to give him handouts of peanuts he was feeding the squirrels.