Super Spy returns and kidnaps B.E.T.T.Y., who manages to defeat C.R.U.S.H. and save her fellow P.O.P. agents by using her power of supersonic screaming.; Mr. Weatherbee tries to help boost Archie's confidence by finding something he can be better at than Reggie.; The girls notice that there's a light on in an old abandoned mansion. They go to investigate and find that the place is inhabited by two middle-aged people, June July and August "Augie" September. June knocks the girls out with drugged sodas and has Augie lock them in the tower room.; Archie and Reggie are working every odd job they can find to make money for some custom made suits.; Reggie fools Archie into thinking it's Friday rather than Thursday, and Archie goes running to Veronica's house to keep a Friday date.; Sabrina tries to be a good witch but ends up harming all of her friends.; Little Betty shows Little Archie how to be a better pitcher.; An alien tv show comes to Earth to shoot their monster show because humans are very scary looking to them.; The girls discover that there's a network of secret passages and hidden entrances in the house. They escape from the tower room and discover that June and Augie are looking for the jewels stolen by June's late husband, the gangster Johnny July. Pepper comes up with a way to scare the crooks by convincing them that Johnny has come back from the dead.; Katy, Sis and K.O. go to the carnival.; Using the secret passages, the girls make June and Augie believe that Johnny July has come back as a ghost.; After Melody gives away their scheme, the girls have to split up to try and escape from June and Augie.; Mr. Smythe nurses an injured bird back to health, but still manages to disprove Uncle Herman's theory that he's really an old softy.; Reggie tricks Archie out of a five dollar bill he found.; Wilbur asks Linda to wrap a box of chocolates for Laurie, which she does, after stuffing the chocolates with hot peppers. Wilbur then asks Slats to deliver the chocolates, which he does, and Slats takes credit for the gift to Laurie, then he gets all the blame.; Betty is upset that Archie only has eyes for Veronica, even though Betty is well-dressed and Veronica is dressed for gardening.; Debby's parents are upset by the way she sits in a chair. Her father has back trouble and goes to the doctor, who prescribes exercises that look just like the way Debby has been sitting.; Mrs. Andrews has a virus so Archie and his dad help around the house.; Flutesnoot gets more than he bargained for when he asks Little Archie and Little Jughead to bring insects to school.; Betty has a toy flying saucer with spacemen that Mr. Lodge thinks is real.; Archie finds Veronica on a date with Reggie after she told him she was sick.; Jinx comments that it must be rough riding the bus for beginning readers.; Sis has some trouble with her colt Pokey.; Li'l Jinx has written a composition on neatness.; Professor Flutesnoot found a rare cactus.; Jinx and her father play checkers.; Mr. Weatherbee gives Miss Beazly a book on proper place settings.; Li'l Jinx wants Greg to come over and play.; Moose feels Miss Grundy isn't fair with the math problems.; Betty and Veronica talk to the juke box repairman.; Jinx doesn't like practicing the piano.; Mr. Weatherbee plays an April Fool's trick on Svenson.; Fred's Butcher Shop is giving away prizes for the anniversary.; A girl bets Shrimpy the moon is made out of green cheese.; One of Shrimpy's friends wonders what there is left to learn after first grade.; Shrimpy wonders why there isn't a "Children's Day" holiday.; Shrimpy is the marbles champ. He decides to pamper his thumb by resting it on a pillow while he sleeps.; Shrimpy's friend is upset because all the plants are green and it's monotonous.