When Veronica won't shut up about how Lodges are descended from royalty, Jughead manages to convince her that Betty is a descendant of the purest royal bloodline in history.; In an attempt to use reverse psychology, Mr. Lodge pretends to like Archie so that the rebellious Veronica will break up with him.; Veronica mistakenly makes a date with both Archie and Reggie, and she and Archie spend the date being bored by Reggie's bragging.; Veronica wants to be selected as the cover girl for a newspaper story on teenagers. Fearing that Betty's popularity will get her the nod, Veronica gives Betty a full beauty treatment while she goes surfing with the boys.; Veronica tries to sabotage Betty's job so she can't earn the money she needs to buy a new dress.; Archie decides to apply to become a lifeguard. Realizing that lifeguards are always surrounded by beautiful girls, Betty and Veronica try to keep him from getting the job.; The girls decide to play hard to get, but when Archie goes off to Lake Lumbago without them, they suspect he's seeing another girl.; Betty writes to an advice columnist for help on how to get Archie. Veronica secretly answers the letter herself.; Jinx doesn't want to be kissed by Aunt Bertha.; When Jinx comes home scratched and bedraggled, her dad thinks she's been fighting again.