Jughead offers to give Archie a haircut because Archie had to spend half his haircut money to buy Veronica a soda.; Archie tries to fix the broken doorbell at Veronica's house, but things don't work out well.; Mr. Lodge and Smithers celebrate the fact that Archie is away on vacation, until they become gripped by the fear that he could return any minute and break everything.; When Veronica accuses him of lacking poetry and romance, Archie brushes up on poetry and starts talking in flowery language all the time.; Archie gives his last goodbyes to everyone as he goes to his final destiny -- a dinner at the Lodges, cooked by Veronica.; Archie tries to get revenge on Reggie by asking Moose to deliver a "message" to him.; Reggie shows Archie a trick ball that doesn't bounce straight. But when Archie asks to borrow it to show the girls, Reggie pulls a switch and gives him a normal ball.; After Betty replaces Veronica as the model for Archie's photography, Veronica uses violent techniques to teach Betty how to pose.; Archie gets conflicting fortunes from a scale.