Jughead inherits a castle in England. There he meets a creepy domestic staff, and the ghost of a distant ancestor.; Jughead switches places with a hospital patient in order to get a free meal, then discovers that he's being taken to surgery.; The gang keeps getting caught in the middle on an ongoing tomato-throwing grudge match between Reggie and Jughead, so they take matters into their own hands.; Jughead borrows a book of magic spells, and unwittingly wreaks havoc wherever he goes.; Jughead twists his ankle, then makes a nuisance out of himself with his "invalid" condition. Veronica "cures" him by announcing that he has just a few minutes to run to a food show.; Crudly and Strychnine imprison Jughead, trying to coerce him into deeding them the castle. Great-Uncle Cedric's ghost scares them away.; Jughead works like a whirlwind at his new job with the flower shop, then quits after one day. He just wanted to earn enough money to throw himself a party.; Moose tells the girls that Jughead is writing a book on How to Go Out With Women. Fascinated to learn what he knows, the girls are soon swarming over Jughead. This annoys him considerably, as the title is actually How to Go WITHOUT Women.; Through no fault of his own, Jughead mixes up deliveries and soon has Mr. Weatherbee soaking his feet in vegetable soup.; A poor tailor is down to his last buttonhole. He wraps a French bread around it, and discovers the doughnut.; Li'l Jinx will have a western-themed party, with 18 head of guests.; It's a hot day, so Jughead [Dipsy Doodles] paints a refrigerator and makes ice.; Li'l Jinx holds her fishing pole so steady that a spider spins a web on it.; Jughead [Dipsy Doodles] paints a treasure chest, but is surprised by its contents.