Salem uses magic to sabotage Gem's attempts to sabotage Sabrina and Harvey's amusement park outing.; Realizing that they're obsessing on Archie too much, Betty and Veronica decide to pursue activities that don't involve Mr. Andrews.; Betty is dateless for the prom, so she tries to fill the time.; When the Spellmans leave Salem behind for their vacation trip to a dude ranch, the cat teleports ahead and transforms into a ranch horse.; Disgusted by the cat foods on the market, Salem markets his own brand.; Betty and Archie both get jobs working together at a local grocery store. Both are using the earned money for the Prom, but Archie's is for taking Veronica to the Prom, not Betty.; While cleaning out her room, Betty reminisces about the memories attached to the items - - memories of her losing Archie to Veronica every time.; A disgruntled employee of Veronica's designer sells his designs to a mass market clothier, meaning Veronica's new fall wardrobe can be bought off the rack at common department stores.; Betty and Veronica have a spat, and Betty goes in search of a new best friend.; An examination of how romance has evolved through the centuries and how it's stayed the same.; Betty and Archie have very different ideas about what marriage is like.; Dilton explains the potential benefits of the formula he's developed that will shrink living tissue.; Betty has trouble balancing on her new six inch platform shoes.; Betty revolts against Archie's sudden obsession with martial arts films.; Hilda and Zelda can't decide what Sabrina should wear to the prom.; Salem relates an anecdote from when he was advising William Shakespeare.