Mr. Lodge is the host of reality show, The Assistant, where six candidates perform a variety of tasks to see who will become his assistant.; The Lodge family and Betty take a trip along Route 66 and end up in San Bernadino, CA. Archie and Chuck are also in San Bernadino working on a cartoonists for literacy project.; Salem is jealous of Sabrina's new toy robot cat.; The Pussycats go to a "haunted" recording studio located in a secluded forest.; Betty and Veronica teach a Brownie troop how to build a birdhouse.; Everybody has a pair of knitted slippers except Veronica.; Veronica tells Betty her outfit is horrible, then she sees Betty in the costume for a kids play and thinks it is a much better outfit.; Betty dreams she is on a Survivor type reality show.; When lighting strikes the house Uncle Quigley tries to fix it like the home improvement shows he watches on TV.; Melody scratches her nose and accidentally bids on a trunk at an auction. The trunk happens to contain memorabilia from the 1939 World's Fair.; Veronica gets ready for her big date.; Veronica wears an aviator's helmet.; Betty wants to hear the words that every girl dreams of.; Ethel discovers the advantages of driving an auto fitted to be a mobile advertisement.; Mr. Lodge throws Archie out of the mansion and Veronica throws out Archie's guitar.