Elmer gets a job as a secretary for the fabulously wealthy Phil Theerich. Mister Theerich gives Bugs a deed to a diamond mine in Africa. Bugs and Porky to go see the mine, but learn that it is guarded by ferocious head-hunters.; Bugs gets a job as a messenger and delivers a package to Elmer from his Uncle Fuddy Duddy, which contains a small rabbit. Bugs tries to convince Elmer that the rabbit will bring him good luck.; Bugs thinks he's getting the better end of trades with a trade rat, but finds he's the one who's fooled.; Bugs dresses as a woman to get in free at the baseball park on "Ladies Day."; Bugs tries several brands of bottled water before deciding on which one to use in his squirting flower.